Saturday, December 24, 2011

Karut: Jiranku Maria~

Sepatutnya, ini ialah cerita tentang Hasan dan Borhan yang sedang hidup membujang. Tapi memandangkan mereka sudah punyai jiran baru yang punyai cerita yang lebih menarik, jadi, cerita ini beralih kepada jiran baru itu. Maria.

Apa yang best tentang Maria ialah, dia mempunyai sesuatu yang sangat cool! Iaitu jiran barunya, Hasan dan Borhan. Hasan ni anak pilot. Tapi dia suka keledek. Jadi, Borhan pun suka makan nugget. Borhan pula lebih memahami Maria kerana mereka sudah berjiran sejak sehari lepas.

Apa yang best tentang Maria punya jiran ialah, mereka itu sudah berumur 55 tahun. Tapi masih belum kahwin. Diorang nak tackel Maria. Tapi sebab Maria pakai kerusi roda, jadi, setiap kali mereka tackle, kaki mereka dilenyek roda.

Suatu hari, ketika Maria sedang menyiram pasu bunga, Hasan tiba2 datang secara mengejut.

“Cakk!”
gurau Hasan. Maria terkejut-kejut lantas tersipu-sipu sambil diiringi terbahak-bahak.

“Abe Hassan ni nakal taw”
balas Maria gedik, lalu mencubit manja di bahu kanan Hasan. Secebis daging terkopek dari bahu Hasan. Hasan menahan mulutnya dari meraung. Demi menjaga maruah didepan wanita idaman.

“Maria, maria pakai baju baru ke? Nampak cantik la” puji Hasan pada baju baru Maria yang baru dilihatnya sejak Maria pindah ke kawasan perumahan mereka semalam.

“Ala, abe Hasan ni, menci taw” tersipu-sipu Maria dipuji begitu. Sekali sekala, hidungnya dikembang kempiskan ke muka Hasan. Deras sungguh angin nafas yang keluar dari lubang hidung Maria. Malah, diiringi dengan satu tamparan manja di dada Hasan. Sepalit darah terkeluar di celah bibir Hasan.

Hasan kali ni diam saja. Menahan kesakitan. Maria masih tersipu2. “Abe ni, tiba2 diam, segan la Maria..” diiringi pijakan manja di kaki Hasan.

.......

Borhan kini sendirian.

-end-

18 comments:

afeb pilah said...

hahahaha! cm shial la citer ni! ahahahaha!

SITI NURUL SYAFIQAH said...

entry ni dibuat sbb bosan ke? tajuk tu mmg sesuai. ==' huhuhuhu!

Jaedie said...

forever alone...

Ain Zulaikha said...

T____T hahahahhahaa sabar aje lah

Mohd Azrul Aziim said...

adakah maria itu "bukan manusia"? hurmmm...???

miSpYeja said...

cubit sikit mmg boley terkeluar daging eh??terbaik lah! hahaha

razzwey said...

ganas sungguh maria itu...

grOundnUt said...

maria...ohhh maariaannaaa...ehhehe..^^

farrah hayati said...

aha..kelas ko maria!!

farrah hayati said...

aha..kelas ko maria!!

anoisayno said...

borhan is forever alone..hahhahaha XD

Anonymous said...

mengerikan....

pElatipus 0ren said...

inalillah , maria superb :DD

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